The Mother Bowl

I've been thinking that there should be some sort of competition for mom's...we always complain about all of our laundry, dishes, diaper changing, vacuuming, etc...why don't we put these "skills" to the test.  You'd have to argue me pretty hard to convince me that these items aren't a work out.  If done with speed and precision they are enough to spend the caloric intake of one day.  We have the Super Bowl to determine the most adept football team...I think the Mother Bowl could determine the most adept mom...or at least the most spastic.  My proposed events are clothes sorting/folding, diaper changing, dishwasher loading, floor mopping, vacuuming, little girl hair brushing, diaper bag packing...this could really be the Olympics of Motherhood. Please submit your event suggestions.  Truly, I don't think I would be the victor of any of the aforementioned categories but I think it would be fun to watch a bunch of crazy women in action, doing what they do best and getting recognized for their "Stupid Human Tricks."  I'm envisioning a "Wipe-Out"esque type of arrangement.  All those interested submit your entry form today! :)